Star Wars pwns Star Trek

I’m a fan of both Star Wars and Star Trek, but I must admit, these reasons are so true especially number 5 ^_^.

In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on “stun”.
The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp the Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookiee.
After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
One word: light sabers.
The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.
Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
The Death Star doesnt care if a world is class M or not.

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5 thoughts on “Star Wars pwns Star Trek

  1. Ok. I get the reasoning, but I think the battle will not be as cut and dry as this top 10 list suggests.

    Here’s why:

    1. Klingons
    granted they may not be a match for a jedi or a sith, but you cannot deny they are awesome and they will all die trying.

    2. Shape-sifters
    star trek’s got ’em but (as far as I can remember) star wars don’t

    3. Teleporters
    As fast as the millineum falcon is nothing beats instant transport from planet back to battle ship (bar the freak teleporter accident. whose bite)

  2. hey! luke didn’t know.

    the teley thing is cool though.

    reason # 5 i 100% agree

    and the kilgons vs wookies would be cool to see

    reason #2 exactly the reson im gonna be smuggeler in swtor

    and there are shape shifters in star wars, just not wide spread

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